Bepis, Benis, and Conke
Recreating the entire world by yourself
beige food specializations
We are going to leave the non-cosmos people out of it
James Horner or it didn't happen
much like resistance eternal youth is futile
you gotta spend your time somehow
green bean chocolate meat
the continuing adventures of Dr. Keyboard
don't annoy roy the toyboy; he's coy
cat talk and airfish
on a long enough timeline everything comes back to time travel
Did Snake Plissken wear flip flops in the communal shower?
We ain't using standard meeting times.
Brad is alright with not having toilet paper
The cosmic ballet and the testicular dune buggy
Honey mustard is for the youths
little slices of cinematic spookery
slicing off the sides of Rembrandts
maybe space and time are not the same thing
a ranch/blue cheese/mashed potato-dispensing helmet
a tale of two ceramacists
straight clean cylinders of filth
nature makes beautiful casts
Brad's one memory as a Big Pee-er
It's all about volume
opening the tiny little door into your cold dead heart
Adam resists regarding Tuvok
some light magnetism
fun with electricity
It gets cold when you're old
talking Talking Heads and oatmeal follow-up
Scooby and the arrival of beer
once the drumming gets too complex
drinking molten flag poles
Tracking Kevin Sorbo down through the ages
mass quantities of mashed potatoes
fun with bicycle pumps and soda
The square is bigger than the duck
workin' that claw machine or maybe not
Mrs. Featherbottom plays a 1 inch drum
3rd men and 2nd men
Brad tries to defend his statement
musing about the hardness of snow piles
the film Zardoz as a small bird that falls out of the sky
Lots of talk of the length and height of things. The non-millimeter reference numbers of three new cameras, a 1 inch man among fields of crops, and the mystery deepens. Links: 1936 Kodak Bullet 35mm film Episode music: Filmstrip by...
Nonstandard food combinations
we still don't know who Ray is
who is Ray?
a surprise Regarding Henry tie-in
a brief discussion of Ansel Adams's zone system for exposing large format film negatives
the return of random poik
the sweat, the flecks, and the wets
once you do the Dew what do you do
overhype hype inverse dynamic
a Fela Kuti sesh on party night
Offspring movie prices
depending on your temporal situation, Bradam returns for an epic revitalization
By the Waterfront's famous line "Kiss My Grits"
Danish scum check-in
Brad and Adam discuss the conundrums of hate, morality, and Blue Velvet.
gotta take a little nibble sometimes
no eyes but a stern mouth
behind the levels of beefaroni
urine parole officers and work release programs
Pills in Ibiza as remedy for a big spoonful of beefaroni and ancient species of yeast
Rockin' the spider removal from the dockin' grockin' hair while workshoppin' the Netflix UI. Bonus: who was that stranger?...
introducing the newest member of the Gutterballs family
twice dedicated bite sized chunks of vinyl siding, fishing techniques, and tongue hair removers
continual self improvement is the backbone of any morally upright life
the risks of going full Dungeons and Dragons
residual heat in various cooking implements
the sometimes death consequences
determining what is and is not an order of magnitude away from Antichrist
making biscuits on a clown's chest
Brad and Adam go even deeper into Styx's third album....
Brad and Adam discuss Styx's third album, "The Serpent Is Rising", while Adam bakes scones....
the movies Adam watched at sea
fermented sugar water replete with petrified pine cone smoke
lots of additional pizza talk
an appropriate amount of circumspection
the sitcom about little pink man with the blunt proboscis
the rationale for shoving a single Lego piece up your nose
the sun hides nothing while giving the side eye to an entire metropolis
old timey new england catch phrases in fictional extra-terrestrial languages
duration of a little mastaba shape on your nutmeat head
the tribulations of being raised by a non corporeal life force
an epic party of red jumpsuits
the grand tradition of pewter baby cups that the man or woman gives you and makes you go insane if you drink out of it
Biff ends up in deep water
A dispatch from Biff and an update on Brad's knee
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Will Todd and Biff take the leap?
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Johann Sebastian Bachmann Henry Turner Overdrive
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the 15 month JJ Cox wait
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the popularity of the millicochran with the ladies
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an inclinometer vs an astrolabe proper
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legendary Anatomy Warehouse chats
Brad's nightmare paperclip McDonald's dream
Dreams of AI and paperclips, Riki-Oh, Adam's fear, Star Trek programming value, and Yomi. links: Riki-Oh Head Smash...
a blank field of asparagus
Brad walks the many spaghettied path
he stole the rug undo
We host a competitive game among our special guests
the bathrobe revelation.
Once every million years you get just the tip.
Following up on Caviar Night at The Olde Country Buffet
blazing kayak sledding trails
managing vegetable oil drink expectations
atop the triangle sat a man
weird irrigation experiments
return of the man on a bike attached to a tube attached to a bus
the green creamy nut meat receptacle
Timing applies to life and nonlife
earnest prank calls
lipwhisks and yellowjacket Ziploc bags
Water bears, the scale of aquaticity, Superman's coal-crushing days, aquatic-monkey-snowballs, Sorcerer-style potential horrors, and learning to love Barry Manilow....
a pea-sized amount of cuttlefish
Perth Amboy are two nice words together
a forced birth homunculus, epistemology, ether binges, the history of dry cleaning....
A skin mask that a nothing is wearing.
Johnsons vs VelJohnson while John McClane is a millennial in the Japanese Business Tower....
Lyndon Baines Johnson, his bunghole, and the elusiveness of truth. LINKS: The Cracked Podcast on LBJ LBJ's bunghole needs room Rod Johnson Air Hell in the Pacific...
goats on a boat
behaviorism, belonging, and ancient greek nautical technology....
Caviar Night at the Old Country Buffet
Larry Allen is a gazelle, height, weight, and speed work from the line out, Tongo Rad, Nimoy tries to act out some shambles, anti-Dennis-Leary propaganda piece. Links: Trek Balls...
Take a trip back in time to explore Gutterball's broken legacy. LINKS: The Real Liam on Twitter The Goodbyes Book Trailer The Glimpses...
Brad and Adam discuss Styx 1 while Adam bakes scones....
Brad and Adam go "Daaaaa" in unison
a too-detailed description of these may have upon the moron
Grenade toss dynamics
Rex Grizzelby vs Max Rebo, Que divertido!
crappiness wrapped in ambition
The threat of asbestos, circular shoutouts, screwball comedies, David O. Selznick, 44: The Next Movie, Shawn Colvin conundrum, the Rain Man soundtrack, Reinery vs. Levinson-y, a brief history of Doc Pomus, the worst part of The Big Lebowski, how dated...
another triumph for the arts
selling baby teeth on etsy
agelessness of motion pictures
A Gutterballs Special Presentation with special guest Jen Ralston, who worked on foley editing for The Big Lebowski
Barton Finkin' yourself
Camilo's back, a reverse gut punch (a gut pull?)
a composite posit
there's a lot said in the unsaid, Sting might be Flea
more little wooden children than you can imagine and a very problematic binder
when you're deep in the Catholic
A very special scripture-heavy episode
ear gnawing mythbusters
The fear of soilment as result of urine circuses
the whimsy of hobos
some trivia about the top of Mt. Washington
Gutterfreaks that Gutterball together Gutterstay together
On the occasion of our 100th episode The Dudely Lama graces us with his presence
climbing off the potato and outta the stew
longest preamble ever
We can't believe Brewster's Million's has 3,000 years of beautiful tradition
a legit whip-pan
No Fear, No Death
a little toolshed where He made us suffer
how short life is
Anal retentiveness and bulk pickup days
the geography of The Dude's apartment
17 life hacks we learned from the Big Lebowski (you won't believe #4)
please write to us and let us know if we talked about Jeff Bridges' marriage in a previous episode
the Kahlua is intact
the pedigree of gold bricking
The dude and his stunt double
the only two things in The Dude's wallet
Epic hot sauces talk
tridents and bowling ball brazier armor
Brad tears Adam's mind on a jagged house on the rock.
Our titular episode!
an attempt to prioritize The Dude's most perilous moments
Jackie Treehorn's naked humanoid penis sketch
corporate mind jail, bowling alley-esque furniture and the music motivation
Virtual Valerie and Leisure Suit Larry
speed ramping and gratuitous nudity
We talk about Jaws for half an hour
Walter's distressed forehead rubbing and an elastic hobo sack
feeding a stoned stranger scrambled eggs in the Alps
the turnabout of The Dude being the threatener of castration
Another installment of Endocrinology with Brad and Adam
a never-ending parade of gut punches
Brilliance On Both Ends: The Autobiography of Walter Sobchak
the jerky and the furtive
A very poo-chase report, the economics and craft of creating CARcasses of Hollywood cars, a strangely calm driver, getting schooled in the sweatiness of Data's mother by a 9-year-old Irish girl, why The Dude didn't have an intimate experience with...
a long-awaited Creedence payoff
augmentative vs. majoritive
We go through Maude's LP collection and discover NagelBett's track listing
video artists with fire and water, a parade of buffoonery, an unfortunate slur
the vagaries of bowling alley ambience in the form of worn out air handling units
what's in a moustache suck
rule of thirds spanning three framings at the bar
Adam and Brad reach the halfway point and discover the truth about space pens and pencils
Brad's two inch pigeon meets Adam's super bicycle force field rod
some possible uncertainty surrounding the term "abutment"
toe ballet defense of farmots while panicked stammering ensues; Rock of Ages is "a little serious"
an errant joint falls to the counter
Walter's Small Walter butt parasite forehead
the genesis of the Abide
adventures in self micturation
arthroscopic sweatshirt surgery
Camilo isn't wearing pants
aged now-undecipherable slang
The sad news about PS-Hoff
Early life coal-based adventures, creamer fallacies, fauxrnication
the effort required to create bad porn-style shots in a major motion picture
Brad and Adam are joined by special guest Laura
It's raining men! Why are asphalt streets in the movies always wet? Brad and Adam struggle to answer listener mail.
Ambient art chant, the embodiment of the scissor painting, when Vlad met Slaughter
The unbequizalled story of the origins of the cornhole, cornbag, blood run lodge, aquatic monkey boy, and the golden man. We also talk a bit about the dude, his answering machine, the cops, and Maude's setting.
contrasting the stern cop and the fastidious cop
A multitude of revisits and, of course, more foot scrapes
pondering the possible level of awkwardness in the cutaways to Donnie, examining The Dude's body wracking anger
a curiously wooden excited pen toss
Walter's use of Hebrew and non-Euclidean geometry
Adam regulates, The Dude's impressive physical fitness, and the Green Leotard Man of Adam's dream
Plans like swiss watches, baksheesh
Getting Lebowski on the National Film Registry, the most non-Zen moment
Brad no longer withholds the punch
The Titular Lebowski vs. The Dude - who won? Brad and Adam struggle to answer viewer mail.
Walter in his glory, duck-billed chipmunk dragons
the various types of shmorgusborgii
Brad and Adam are joined by a maker of films, the mystery of the first shot revealed, composite jobs
saying goodbye to The Jesus, what's going down at the Cape Cod Playhouse in Hyannis
drawing lines in economic sand, Jesus chortles, and the inevitability of "cute results" in a base 10 number system
Pinkie takes a peek and the essential nature of The Jesus going door to door,
the re-doubled zelnicker astoundment, the flopped shot from last minute, and an extra-special musical send off
The invitingly watchable motions of The Jesus, the Dude's bull-like twin nostril smoke jets, and Brad gets his Chev Chelios on
Cowards, weaklings, bums
the unlikelihood of the Titular Lebowski's mastery of "scale to fit"
the strongly influential Babe Ruth of Japan and the fallacy of the Prince symbol with a smiley face
The Zelniker Astoundment and The Dude's landlord's real name
getting lost in the colors and patterns of space and time of The Dude's rug and the skinny bowler of Adam's nightmare
the impossible geometries of the dream reality and the impossible geometries of the dream reality
Brad and Adam are joined by Christine to talk about the dog's man mumbles
everyone's favorite toothy Critters ripoffs: The Wronglers
Finding truth in a fictional world more true than our own, lighting the dude's face with an artificial sun
the truth about the human paraquat, the inflation of the pea-sized amount, and the experience of Lebowski with the virgin mind
the filmically true way to walk 18 feet to a door, the origins of giant dust motes,
Brad and Adam are joined by psychologist and linguist Victoria Saxby to talk about the the doppelgangistic connection between the titular Lebowski and Walter
The more you crow the less you know
A listener question about suspension of disbelief in our first ever mailbag segment
solving the mystery of the tilted Urban Achievers plaque, Walt-rotica, the evolution of the Time magazine font throughout the ages
Brad and Adam get creeped out by photos of men's jellied legs, Brant's tells, and how to buy a Big Gulp after civilization crumbles
why all roads lead to Lebowski, the search for the inciting incident, and the pitfalls of Deep Space 9 drinking games
Sad little mini-chapters of Donnie's journey, the Walters in our lives, and the utter failing of our inner manlinesses
The hope that you are the guy that gets jettisoned back to earth, ball swapping, sparrots, mullets, and fancy waistlines
the physics of ball spin and the logistics of filming it
the artifice of film and light and a thug drops a bowling ball
what Woo said and the Lebowski expanded universe
The Dude writes a check and the stranger concludes his VO
Brad and Adam Discuss the third minute of The Big Lebwoski
Brad and Adam discuss the second minute of The Big Lebowski
Brad and Adam discuss the first minute of The Big Lebowski